What’s to post? + Bored 792

I’m dreadfully bored. I mean there’s nothing to post about…Nothing. Other then break ending (nooo!!!) then nothing. I am very bored. Very. Blogging-the only thing to do when you’re bored. WAIT!

I took a break from Breaking Dawn. I got really bored from it. There’s no fighting at all, and Eclipse is much, much, much, better. So I’m reading another book by Neil Gaiman called Anansi Boys. It’s really good so far, and the main character’s dad just died, and what’s really funny, is that he goes to the wrong funeral and says all these words for his dad, when the funeral is for a grandma. I laughed at that part a bit.

God, I’m bored…So, what’s new with you guys? (Actually, I don’t care, no offense, but I bet you’re having a good break) Haha. Was that mean? >_> I should make a list of the top ten things to do when you’re bored…I’ve been watching YouTube videos to see what to do when I’m bored. I did none of them.

1. Blog?
2. Pretend you’re a ninja?
3. Play video games?
4. Take a nap? (I think I might do this one)
5. Stare into space?
6. Listen to music?
7. See how many sticks of gum you can chew? (Ooh, I think I’ll do this one)
8. Play the air guitar?
9. Prank someone?
10. Tell people to visit my blog?

Haha, do number 10. That should get you un-bored in no time. I’ll call this…Bored 792.

Cya,

~Tyler

7,000?! :o

Gasp!

7,000 FLIPPING VIEWS?! What the HECK?! It’s only

been a DAY! WOW! AMAZING! KEEP IT COMING, 

DUDES! W()()T!! >_< Niiiiiiicceee!!!!!

*Cough, cough* Other then that…

Well I got a little bored with “Breaking Dawn”…I know, weird, isn’t it? So I read a book called “The Graveyard Book” by Neil Gaiman…And I finished the book today, reading like 130 pages! It’s a great book, though it’s a little sad at the end…To me it is, at least, very sad…I’ll write a short summary for you guys >_<

The man Jack has killed three members of the Dorian family…With the baby last. When he walks into the baby’s room, he is found with nothing, and smells the baby long gone, where the scent is lost for another 14 years…

The truth is, the baby has wandered into a graveyard in Old Town, where there are many ghosts there, watching him, crawling around as Mrs.Owens takes him under her wing for a favor for his previous mum, taking care of him with her husband, Mr.Owens. Thus, they called him Nobody Owens, since they did not know his name, and Bod for short. After the ghosts having a debate if the baby should be taken care of, the Lady of the Grey gives him the Freedom of the Graveyard, which allows him to go anywhere he chooses in the graveyard.

His guardian, Silas, who is nor dead or alive, brings him food and clothing for him, as the boy Bod grows up…Meeting friends such as Scarlett and Liza and Paul…And enemies like Alabanzer Boldger (I think that’s his name, though I’m not sure), and the Jacks, also Nick Farthing and Mo Quilling. With these adventures tied in between his life, in the end, Bod must face the real challenge…The man named Jack who has come back to finish his business.

It is a very good book to me, I really enjoyed it alot, though the saddest part is when Silas leaves and Scarlett’s memory is wiped, not remembering Bod for the rest of her life, after being friends with him when she was five…Woops, I said too much already. So please check out “The Graveyard Book”, I recommend it as a 5/5 for readers. I had to escape from Breaking Dawn, and “The Graveyard Book” was the perfect escape I’d been waiting for.

Cya,

~Tyler

>_<

I just watched/saw or whatever you call it Twilight. Dude, it was not good. At all. Like, nothing was based on the story line, the whole story was thrown off track, the jumps they made didn’t make an arch at all, it was like they weren’t bound to gravity, and the dude who played Jacob, his hair made me think he was a girl.

It was a bit of a rip-off, I must say, seeing that crappy movie, I would give it a 3.4/5. Sorry guys, I just wasn’t that into it, but I’m not trying to discourage you from seeing it. See it if you want!

Listenin’ to “The Kill” by 30 Seconds to Mars, that relates to reality really. I mean, the main basic base is that it builds up to discovering who you really are, and stop trying to pretend to be something you’re not. It really is a great song with great lyrics. By the way, when he shouts “Marry me marry me” it’s actually “Bury me bury me”, so don’t get confused about that.

Today was awessssome. Even though it was Friday the 13th, it was an awesome day, no lie. Valentines day is cominnng…Yay! Have a great one

I love doing this little face —->    >_<    it describes me a TON haha.

Ah, well, that’s it for nowww. Seeya guys. Just updating a bit.

Happy V day,

~Tyler

When a girl calls you stupid…

When a girl calls you stupid, since you may have gotten a B in a math test, it’s obvious they’re trying to get you’re attention.

A message to girls: IT DOES NOT WORK AT ALL.

When a girl insults you, instead of insulting them back, just think: They OBVIOUSLY like you and are trying to make you beg at their knees to make them go out with you. It’s like trying to feed a baby a taco. It never works.

Don’t let the girl get to you’re head. Sit down, think about what just happen, and laugh quietly to youreself as they walk away miserably, depressed that they failed at the mission to make you like them. They DO insult you if they like you. TRUST me.

To the girls who are natural: Rock on.

Always tell the truth to a girl if you like them. Make them laugh, but not in a way that hurts people. Make a fool of youreself; it gets them cracking up and blush when they’re done laughing at you’re mistake. That’s the way, my dudes.

And for the girls, it’s not exactly the same principal. For guys, it’s hard to impress a girl, say if you’re like sprinting as fast as you can, and looking back, you may hit a tree and fall uncouncious. That tells the girl that you need some serious thinking on impressions.

It’s happened to everyone.

So this is technically an advice post from you’re favorite, one and only on the Internet, Jamesbondo4. Always keep you’re friends. You’re there for them, they’re there for you. Friends are there for you always. And if somebody isnt there for you, they’re not a true friend.

A message to girls: The thing is, when you insult a guy like that, it makes them think that that’s so low, you’d stoop that low to throw pathetic insults at a guy. Learn that. Maybe the next time you insult a guy they won’t walk away and never talk to you again unless you REMEMBER WHAT I AM SAYING.

The other thing is, with girls, theres going to be some challenges. Insults, friends who spread rumors about YOU that make the girl assume things that ARENT true and trying to make you seperate, stuff like that. It happens to me so much, you have NO idea…(Yes, Sugarpink, you know what I’m talking about, I’m sure you do)

Life can be challenging. But without the challenges, you’d have nothing to live for, would you?

I’m ticked right now, because a girl called me stupid. I’m trying to not make it go to my head because I know that that would be stupid…One dude can only take as many insults as 10,000 a day!

The next time a girl insults you, laugh to youreself and they’ll stare at you like you’re crazy, wondering what you’re thinking. Of course they want to know, because they want it to be about them.

This is not supposed to be an insult to ANYONE. This is me trying to give advice to people. If you are offended, please tell me immediatly and I will take down the post from you if you comment if this post offends you.

P.S, sorry I haven’t posted in such a long time.

Cya,

~Tyler