What’s to post? + Bored 792

I’m dreadfully bored. I mean there’s nothing to post about…Nothing. Other then break ending (nooo!!!) then nothing. I am very bored. Very. Blogging-the only thing to do when you’re bored. WAIT!

I took a break from Breaking Dawn. I got really bored from it. There’s no fighting at all, and Eclipse is much, much, much, better. So I’m reading another book by Neil Gaiman called Anansi Boys. It’s really good so far, and the main character’s dad just died, and what’s really funny, is that he goes to the wrong funeral and says all these words for his dad, when the funeral is for a grandma. I laughed at that part a bit.

God, I’m bored…So, what’s new with you guys? (Actually, I don’t care, no offense, but I bet you’re having a good break) Haha. Was that mean? >_> I should make a list of the top ten things to do when you’re bored…I’ve been watching YouTube videos to see what to do when I’m bored. I did none of them.

1. Blog?
2. Pretend you’re a ninja?
3. Play video games?
4. Take a nap? (I think I might do this one)
5. Stare into space?
6. Listen to music?
7. See how many sticks of gum you can chew? (Ooh, I think I’ll do this one)
8. Play the air guitar?
9. Prank someone?
10. Tell people to visit my blog?

Haha, do number 10. That should get you un-bored in no time. I’ll call this…Bored 792.

Cya,

~Tyler

7,000?! :o

Gasp!

7,000 FLIPPING VIEWS?! What the HECK?! It’s only

been a DAY! WOW! AMAZING! KEEP IT COMING, 

DUDES! W()()T!! >_< Niiiiiiicceee!!!!!

*Cough, cough* Other then that…

Well I got a little bored with “Breaking Dawn”…I know, weird, isn’t it? So I read a book called “The Graveyard Book” by Neil Gaiman…And I finished the book today, reading like 130 pages! It’s a great book, though it’s a little sad at the end…To me it is, at least, very sad…I’ll write a short summary for you guys >_<

The man Jack has killed three members of the Dorian family…With the baby last. When he walks into the baby’s room, he is found with nothing, and smells the baby long gone, where the scent is lost for another 14 years…

The truth is, the baby has wandered into a graveyard in Old Town, where there are many ghosts there, watching him, crawling around as Mrs.Owens takes him under her wing for a favor for his previous mum, taking care of him with her husband, Mr.Owens. Thus, they called him Nobody Owens, since they did not know his name, and Bod for short. After the ghosts having a debate if the baby should be taken care of, the Lady of the Grey gives him the Freedom of the Graveyard, which allows him to go anywhere he chooses in the graveyard.

His guardian, Silas, who is nor dead or alive, brings him food and clothing for him, as the boy Bod grows up…Meeting friends such as Scarlett and Liza and Paul…And enemies like Alabanzer Boldger (I think that’s his name, though I’m not sure), and the Jacks, also Nick Farthing and Mo Quilling. With these adventures tied in between his life, in the end, Bod must face the real challenge…The man named Jack who has come back to finish his business.

It is a very good book to me, I really enjoyed it alot, though the saddest part is when Silas leaves and Scarlett’s memory is wiped, not remembering Bod for the rest of her life, after being friends with him when she was five…Woops, I said too much already. So please check out “The Graveyard Book”, I recommend it as a 5/5 for readers. I had to escape from Breaking Dawn, and “The Graveyard Book” was the perfect escape I’d been waiting for.

Cya,

~Tyler

>_<

I just watched/saw or whatever you call it Twilight. Dude, it was not good. At all. Like, nothing was based on the story line, the whole story was thrown off track, the jumps they made didn’t make an arch at all, it was like they weren’t bound to gravity, and the dude who played Jacob, his hair made me think he was a girl.

It was a bit of a rip-off, I must say, seeing that crappy movie, I would give it a 3.4/5. Sorry guys, I just wasn’t that into it, but I’m not trying to discourage you from seeing it. See it if you want!

Listenin’ to “The Kill” by 30 Seconds to Mars, that relates to reality really. I mean, the main basic base is that it builds up to discovering who you really are, and stop trying to pretend to be something you’re not. It really is a great song with great lyrics. By the way, when he shouts “Marry me marry me” it’s actually “Bury me bury me”, so don’t get confused about that.

Today was awessssome. Even though it was Friday the 13th, it was an awesome day, no lie. Valentines day is cominnng…Yay! Have a great one

I love doing this little face —->    >_<    it describes me a TON haha.

Ah, well, that’s it for nowww. Seeya guys. Just updating a bit.

Happy V day,

~Tyler

When a girl calls you stupid…

When a girl calls you stupid, since you may have gotten a B in a math test, it’s obvious they’re trying to get you’re attention.

A message to girls: IT DOES NOT WORK AT ALL.

When a girl insults you, instead of insulting them back, just think: They OBVIOUSLY like you and are trying to make you beg at their knees to make them go out with you. It’s like trying to feed a baby a taco. It never works.

Don’t let the girl get to you’re head. Sit down, think about what just happen, and laugh quietly to youreself as they walk away miserably, depressed that they failed at the mission to make you like them. They DO insult you if they like you. TRUST me.

To the girls who are natural: Rock on.

Always tell the truth to a girl if you like them. Make them laugh, but not in a way that hurts people. Make a fool of youreself; it gets them cracking up and blush when they’re done laughing at you’re mistake. That’s the way, my dudes.

And for the girls, it’s not exactly the same principal. For guys, it’s hard to impress a girl, say if you’re like sprinting as fast as you can, and looking back, you may hit a tree and fall uncouncious. That tells the girl that you need some serious thinking on impressions.

It’s happened to everyone.

So this is technically an advice post from you’re favorite, one and only on the Internet, Jamesbondo4. Always keep you’re friends. You’re there for them, they’re there for you. Friends are there for you always. And if somebody isnt there for you, they’re not a true friend.

A message to girls: The thing is, when you insult a guy like that, it makes them think that that’s so low, you’d stoop that low to throw pathetic insults at a guy. Learn that. Maybe the next time you insult a guy they won’t walk away and never talk to you again unless you REMEMBER WHAT I AM SAYING.

The other thing is, with girls, theres going to be some challenges. Insults, friends who spread rumors about YOU that make the girl assume things that ARENT true and trying to make you seperate, stuff like that. It happens to me so much, you have NO idea…(Yes, Sugarpink, you know what I’m talking about, I’m sure you do)

Life can be challenging. But without the challenges, you’d have nothing to live for, would you?

I’m ticked right now, because a girl called me stupid. I’m trying to not make it go to my head because I know that that would be stupid…One dude can only take as many insults as 10,000 a day!

The next time a girl insults you, laugh to youreself and they’ll stare at you like you’re crazy, wondering what you’re thinking. Of course they want to know, because they want it to be about them.

This is not supposed to be an insult to ANYONE. This is me trying to give advice to people. If you are offended, please tell me immediatly and I will take down the post from you if you comment if this post offends you.

P.S, sorry I haven’t posted in such a long time.

Cya,

~Tyler

My Novel…

My novel…Gosh…So much hardwork…And it’s gone.
No, this wasn’t a glitch in WordPress. I am the one who deleted it. I found it terrible to say all of those swear words, and matured a bit. Life moves on, doesn’t it? I don’t think it’s coming back. I’m getting rid of all the swear words on this site, okay?

Cya,

~Tyler

007…

No, I’m not talking about the year 2007! It’s a codename. For a dude. Who’s in a lot of movies and books. Two words: James Bond. Similar to my username, isn’t it?

James Bond is a government agent for England who goes on special mission and kills…Alot of people in the process. He’s usually the one with the gun and always fighting people. My first James Bond movie I’ve ever seen (no, I haven’t read any of the books) was Saturday. I had gone to see Quantinum of Solace 007, and it was an awesome movie. Fighting, action, good problems and great events. Along with this, two days later (today ) I watched Casino Royale. Talk about awesome! Now I pretty much know a bit more from QoS (Quantinum of Solace) from Casino Royale. Both are a bit sad, but both also have awesome action. Daniel Craig stars as James Bond for both, and I say see Casino Royale before QoS and you’ll understand it more.

Also I am reading Breaking Dawn. Chapter 11. I think it’s…(looks for word in dictionary)…I can’t describe it in one word…Hmm…I’d say it’s a bit “mature”. There! That’s the word. And when you’re on the Jacob part, I’m a bit bored to the end of the world with it. But the wolve features are a plus, so…Have fun reading it…If you even decide to. This still means I’m dead.

Seth is still my favorite character.

Crap, what else was I going to write about…? Oh yea. Now I remember. Thank you, YouTube! Always a life saver…Anyways, I’ve been listening to a song from the band “The Killers” called Human. Oh my God, it’s an awesome sign. But for all you guys who are confused with denser or dancer, here’s my explanation.

First, I believed it was denser because dancer wouldn’t make any sense. But then when I looked through the comments, I realized that on the album it said dancer…So I’ve switched. But really…Are we human, or are we dancer?

Cya,

~Tyler

DBZ Inspiration+Obama Prez=New post

Yup. Finally got 6,000 hits. Pop open the champagne and party! Nah, skip that part. I have some big news. Really big news. Seriously humongo gigantic enormous expanding important piece of news. Barack Husane Obama is FINALLY President! (lets angel music play) Hallelujiah! I was always for Obama ever since Bush was coming to an end. He will finally help the enviorment and stop the war in Iraq. Pledge for Obama, the 44th president! Well that is HUGE news, ain’t it? Sorry to all you McCain, and Clinton lovers out there…But Obama was destined to win. He got like what, 360 something electoral votes? That’s a big accomplishment! Especially when you have to get over at least 270 to be prez. Wooow. Happy New President’s day! (I got to skip school just to watch it, heheheh)

Okay, with that out in the box, and stored for another post, time to open a new one, labeled DBZ Inspirations. Last night, I was playing DBZ BT 3. Again, that stands for Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Looong title! But I was thinking while I was playing as Majin Buu, (an evil character). If Akira Toriyama (I think that’s his name) could end his DBZ series at times with sad endings, it inspired me to make a twist to my novel on the page “My Novel”. Instead of creating it as a happy ending, at the very end, there will be a twist. The bad guys will win. The good guys will lose. And the next will tell of what happens to the son of Perry.

Plus, I already have ended a book sadly. Alot of times, actually, for my UnicorNs© series. The last book, the fourth book, tells of all of them dying, lol. The last one gets killed by the hunter, who rams into him with a motorcycle at SubWay, crashing into it. The others I don’t remember, but I wonder if I could make the 5th book for my UnicorNs© series.

6,000! Ahh, yes! Finally 6,000. 4,000 more till 10,000. That is my goal! To reach 10,000 hits. Can you guys help me do it?! Thought so. *coughs in silence* Fine then! Be that way!

Okay, so to all my peeps out there, I have a qoute for you. Oh no, not stupid. Well, sort of…Possibly…Okay, yes, it is. But since I’m obsessed with Twilight, and I use it for my IM status most of the time, I’ll give it to ya.

“Who said I couldn’t be a vampire?” That’s copyrighted. Right… now©. Haha! Too late.

Well, cya then. What a dreadful post, eh? Ending my series with a bad ending. Wow.

Cya,

~Tyler

“If magic isn’t real, explain miracles to me.” Another quote.

6,000!

Title says it all.

FLIPPING 6,000 VIEWS PEOPLE! <<<6,000!!

AWESOME! KEEP GOING!

My top fav. Twilight series character (so far!)

I finnished Eclipse!!! AHHHH YEAAHH! Oh yeah! Breaking Dawn is on the way! Bella got married in the third chapter! WAIT-WHAT?! you may be asking. Yeah, you’re face is probably blank with confusion and you’re jaw has hung open every since I said “married” and “third chapter”. You must be as shocked and (not really) surprised as I am. Though I knew it was coming. You know what’s great? Jacob isn’t in many of the chapters! I don’t like the Jacob character that much, my opinion, I’m not trying to offend Stephenie Meyer or anybody who is reading this. (I’m sorry if I did). I just hate how childish, irresponsible, un-mature, and annoying person he can be to everyone. Yeah, well, not all of the werewolf pack is bad. Personally, I think Seth Clearwater (a fifth-teen year old boy) is the best and bravest of all. He shows up at a wedding that is filled with vampires, along with hugging a vampire, (Edward), which his mother (Sue Clearwater) wasn’t too proud and happy of, lol.

Seth Clearwater is OFFICIALLY my favorite character in the Twilight series. Barely appearing in Breaking Dawn, Seth saves Bella and Edward by facing off with a new-born vampire named Riley, and bites off most of Riley’s hand. Go Seth, go. But honestly, I think he’s awesome because he’s not afraid of much and he’s not afraid of vampires, unlike Jacob, who barely showed up for the wedding, but did dance with Bella in the darkness of the room.

Back to the conversation, shall I give you the list of my favorite Twilight characters? (cricket…cricket…) Okay then! Stop begging, sheesh. Here it is:

1.Seth Clearwater (werewolf and friend of Edward’s)

2. Jasper Hale (vampire and AWESOME ability!)

3. Alice Cullen (vampire and really cool ability)

4. Edward Cullen (vampire and sweeto ability)

And more coming soon! I’m obsessed, heh. Other then that, today went by sooo slow. But I like to chill and day-dream, lol, so I guess I’m okay with that.

Weeeeelll I guess that’s it. Oh and please comment you’re favorite Twilight character below. Thanks.

Cya,

~Tyler

Twilight & New Moon, along with some Eclipse spoilers

I admit, I’m obsessed. But, Twilight was great. I wanted to skip New Moon and read Eclipse. Almost done with Eclipse. I decided to make some portion of this site about one of the most girly books I’ve ever read in my life. WARNING: THIS POST SPOILS TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO START (and/or) FINISHING NEW MOON OR TWILIGHT, EVEN ECLIPSE. I’ll cut the crap short for you, okay? Bella meets Edward. Edward loves her scent. They fall in love. A little bit of making out. Another vampire that isn’t vegetarian hunts Bella and meets her at a dance studio. James, the vampire, bites Bella’s hand, and Edward comes to the rescue to suck the venom out.

New Moon: Edward leaves in the third chapter. Bella is grim for the next 3-4 months. She slowly starts to like Jacob Black, the one who told her about the “cold ones” in Twilight. They hang out together every day for the next 200 pgs. Whenever Bella is in danger, Edward’s voice pops into her head. So, idiotically, she jumps off a cliff and almost dies in water. Jacob comes to the rescue. When Edward has heard from Rosalie that Bella has died, he confrots the Vulturi to let him die. Bella and Alice race to Italy and save him, and live happily.

Eclipse (so far): Bella and Edward are talking about personal things. After graduation, Carlisle promised Bella to change her to a vampire. But, Edward says that if she marries him, he’ll change her after they get married. Taunting her, in 3/4 of the book, he takes out a ring, and asks her to be his wife. Of course, she says yes, and they started to make out before that. Yikes.

Well, that’s spoilers for Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Breaking Dawn looks really interesting…Bella has a baby named Resmnee, I think. (whistles) Wow. Anyways, they’re all great books. I dunno about Breaking Dawn yet, but it seems really good. I’m in love with the books. Ugh, I sound like a girl.

345 words! Talk about freaky. Oh, and schools started. It’s been a bit of an un-easy week for me, I’m just glad I like to see my friends. And you know the Twilight Quiz on the sidebar? How am I Jasper Hale? Although, Jasper plays somewhat of a big part in Eclipse…Oops. Another spoiler. Heh heh.

Well, um, might as well go now.

From the Twilight fan,

Cya,

~Tyler